Cat

A krasy girl who shops every second and is homeless drug addicted and makes porn

Friends Cat

by canadaskunky February 19, 2018

nyan cat

An 8-bit cat that has a strawberry pop tart as its body that flies around space shitting out rainbows.

Last night, I witnessed the sheer awesomeness that is nyan cat on YouTube for the first time. Never before has my mind shitted so many bricks before.

by JimboWales June 2, 2011

Cat's Cradle

A fun little childhood game that Kurt Vonnegut used to point out the senselessness of human existance. It's all in our minds.

"See the cat? See the cradle"

by kilgore trout December 6, 2003

petting the cat

term used to describe female masturbation.

I guess when you go that long without a boyfriend, you get pretty good at petting the cat.

by dinki August 24, 2003

cat's ass

absolutley, without a doubt, for sure, unbeatable, "can't be licked"

"That brand of whiskey is the cat's ass"
or
"I'll drink this whole bottle of whiskey, cat's ass"

by RT July 19, 2004

Cat Turtle

The mythical Cat Turtle is a cat in a hat. It can breathe fire, fly, and it can make lemonade. It has been kept secret from us because of the government. They are hogging these majestic beasts because of their ability of making lemonade. Truth be told the Cat Turtle was the inventor of lemonade but was found and a man person found one. He took ownership of being the true inventor of lemonade.

Hobo Joe- OMG it's da Magical Cat Turtle!

Tyler- I like SLOTHS!

by Nugget Overlord October 31, 2016

Dolly the Cat

A retarded 9 year old on the internet who completely ruins fandoms and your will to live. She cannot spell. she spells like this: Hiilo um a rtrdad 9 yar ol . She also has a extreme fetish for diapers, shit and urine. Stay away from this user at all costs. She also tries to kill people who dont like her on the internet.

Adam: Dolly the Cat sucks!
Everyone: I know right?

by TheNamesNebula June 19, 2019