dick simp

a cringe simp that won’t leave you alone

taylor is a mad dick simp and he won’t piss off

by UncleBarry April 12, 2021

Simp Tuesday

Thus Day has been deemed the only day acceptable for simping. You may only simp on this day or you will be hung by your foreskin. Simping begin at 12 am.

Wyatt is a simp. Simp Tuesday is Wyatts favorite day

by DirtyDeimund April 21, 2020

Polygamist Simp

One who simps, not for one female, but for many. A man may have a couple females that he has relations with and the one that he is currently with he will actively simp for. On the other hand, he will simp for any woman he sees and has no number 1.

This man is a Polygamist Simp in the flesh. Absolutely, immaculate performance of being a Polygamist Simp.

by yessirsimp October 02, 2020

Simp Queen

A woman who infiltrates a male dominated space and panders to men, typically for financial gain.

TIf you're a female gamer looking for a come up, you should know that the gaming community has become over saturated with Simp Queens like Belle Delphine, looking to make profit. However, the manosphere is an untapped gold mine of simps.

by SimpDomain January 19, 2021

Simp boi

Karim.

Karim est un simp boi.

by JoPepperJo April 12, 2020

Simping hair

When person's hair makes them a simp magnet. As a trendsetter is considered Stray Kids' Hyunjin.

Simp: "OMG! Have you seen Hyunjin's blond hair? He's just so hot with them!"
Anti-simp police: "This right here is a classic case of simping hair."

by idedicatemyentirelifetoJesus August 30, 2021

Kawaii Simp

Me.

“My Urban dictionary user is ‘Kawaii Simp’”

by Kawaii Simp June 08, 2021