smiling at fairies

A term used by a teacher to describe students not paying attention.
" Chris, stop smiling at fairies"
by km97 February 02, 2015
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Dick fairy

A fairy that blesses you with dicks
by Dick fairy 763 May 19, 2025
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kitchen fairy

(noun):
Someone who quietly cleans the kitchen after everyone else has gone to bed. They wash the dishes, wipe the counters, take out the bins, clear out old food from the fridge, and leave everything neat and tidy for the next day.
"the flat is spotless, all my dishes i left to soak are washed and put away, it must've been the kitchen fairy"
by thebeans1973 December 11, 2024
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Ice fairy

ICE FAIRY: someone who uses methamphetamine and claim they are not gay but like a good cockmeat sammich when under the influence.
When dick gets spun he gets super excited and becomes an ice fairy.
by Spinnifer November 21, 2020
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Deng fairy

(n.) It is a fairy that makes people’s head bald at night.
He is a such a Deng fairy, he literally rizzed up the teacher’s hair and the teacher is now bald!
by baguette_1031 January 05, 2025
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Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.
Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
by weavehole December 29, 2020
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V8 Fairy

An absolute unit of a species that delivers V8 cans or bottles to the people who need it most. Often these cans/bottles show up when lesser expected, and one ponders who delivers such a thing
This being is never seen, but his actions are observed.
“Dylan how did this v8 end up in my asshole?”
“Must have been the V8 fairy
by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022
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