crap fail

ethan chabots failed attempt at a come back.

when ethan says, & i quote, "but you might have confused that with your cr and the end p, crap fail"

by mmdog June 16, 2010

Crap cake

A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.

Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.

by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Crap

The word "crap" comes from the inventor of the flushing toilet, Thomas Crapper. After that, the toilet started to be called the "crapper", in honour of its inventor. After that, the name for feces became "crap", and finally, nowadays, we use it as a word to express our emotions. Some people consider it as a swear word, but it is actually a shortened last name.

Person 1: Your wallet was stolen!!!
Person 2: ...Crap.

by le zoink December 18, 2018

Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

fuck crap

Similar to Damnit or oh snap. When something goes array.

Tim: *walks in a bar and sees pretty woman*
"Hey baby!"
(Person turns around, just a man with a mullet)

Tim:"Fuck crap!"

by Jellybean131313 January 25, 2019

ant crap

Small Stuff, some times exaggerated into appearing to be more than what it is. Trivial minutia which appears relevant but later is determined to be ant crap. Details.
Sort of related to ant, being small.
Related to Piss ant as an example of ant crap.

"Just saw the news. More ant crap"

It's friday night ant cr@p time.

by AntWonka December 24, 2008

Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get

I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!

by DJTiffers March 20, 2015