The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her
My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar
by HandRaper January 19, 2024
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Get the AP mug.“Ape es gandoni lava qunem”
Translates to “bro this kid looks really. Nice I can’t wait to meet his family”
Translates to “bro this kid looks really. Nice I can’t wait to meet his family”
by Shahumyan_kar April 15, 2023
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You can bet in mid-October,
I will still be ranting bout most early may.
Yeah he's a winner
He's a god damned sinner.
While he dines I'm on the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumbling after
You're the reason
I cannot forget this season
Or the letter when you first referred to eight.
And I said
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning.
It's not easy to know
Yeah it's over,
You can bet when mid-October ends,
I'll still be ranting bout most early may.
So yeah, he's a winner,
He's a goddamn sinner,
While he dines I'm in the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumblin' after
Yeah you're the reason i cannot forget this season.
Or the lesson how an Ape shall not kill Ape
And I said...
You can bet in mid-October,
I will still be ranting bout most early may.
Yeah he's a winner
He's a god damned sinner.
While he dines I'm on the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumbling after
You're the reason
I cannot forget this season
Or the letter when you first referred to eight.
And I said
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning.
It's not easy to know
Yeah it's over,
You can bet when mid-October ends,
I'll still be ranting bout most early may.
So yeah, he's a winner,
He's a goddamn sinner,
While he dines I'm in the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumblin' after
Yeah you're the reason i cannot forget this season.
Or the lesson how an Ape shall not kill Ape
And I said...
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know
It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to know
I'm going under
You can trust a man who's a governor,
Ape can't trust man.
You can trust a man with a gun at all,
Ape can't trust man.
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know
It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to choke
How could you win?
If you know he's back to blame
Knowing you're right, won't you wait?
Ape Dos Mil
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know
It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to know
I'm going under
You can trust a man who's a governor,
Ape can't trust man.
You can trust a man with a gun at all,
Ape can't trust man.
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know
It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to choke
How could you win?
If you know he's back to blame
Knowing you're right, won't you wait?
Ape Dos Mil
by Death Menace May 11, 2023
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"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"
by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022
Get the cross-ribbed ape watcher mug.an AP class about biology. simple, right? some students find it easy but others find it to be absolute hell (depends on whether they have a thing for cells or not). there is a lot of stuff about cells. a lot. like a lot a lot. more than your average pleb high school biology class.
bob: "hey james, how's ap bio going for you?"
james: "i love it"
bob: "wow james you must really love cells!!"
james: "cells are the only thing i think about ms. smitherson keeps telling me that our school would not exist without cells i would say that i like math more but that's a lie ap bio has my heart and soul"
bob: "wtf is ms. smitherson doing to you guys"
james: "she tells us that heredity and protein transport are the reasons that we should love ap bio"
james: "i love it"
bob: "wow james you must really love cells!!"
james: "cells are the only thing i think about ms. smitherson keeps telling me that our school would not exist without cells i would say that i like math more but that's a lie ap bio has my heart and soul"
bob: "wtf is ms. smitherson doing to you guys"
james: "she tells us that heredity and protein transport are the reasons that we should love ap bio"
by skittishcatty December 9, 2022
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