Simon-hot

adj. The absolute hottest a shower's water can get.

Man, my balls were cold so I took a simon-hot shower. Now my pubic hair has been seared off.

by PeeAchEyeEll October 16, 2006

in the hot seat

In trouble; in a very uncomfortable situation.

'Hot seat' is American prison slang for the electric chair (a method of execution). The phrase 'in the hot seat' has come to refer to any kind of bad situation.

1) The analysts who promoted the dot-bomb stocks are now in the hot seat with the SEC.

2) Andrew was really in the hot seat after his girlfriend caught him lying to her.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

hot smash

Type of shit which generally occurs after a black coffee or a night of drinking a dark beer (i.e. Guinness), wherein all sides of the porcelain are covered with a layer of said smash.

Lex enters room w/a slightly distinguished look.

Lex: "Man, you should've seen what just came out of me. . .hot smash, yeah, the walls were covered."

by J.No October 17, 2005

not too hot

ill, unwell, not at the best possible, imperfect

In case you haven't noticed, we're not too hot, either.

by ';lk December 26, 2007

hot topic

The goth/poser equivelent to ambercrombie and fitch.

wow this retarded looking nightmare before christmas tampon case is only $45!

by scum fuck May 18, 2004

hot dose

n. mixture of battery acid and (drug of choice here) prepared for injection intravenously by an unsuspecting victim junkie. Also could be a mixture of cocaine and heroin for intravenous injection.

The junkie died after she shot a hot dose.

by greedy tompkins July 21, 2004

Hot Tamale

Giving a blowjob after eating Hot Cheetos®

Anna: "Do you want me to give you a Hot Tamale?"
Derick: "Yeah I'll try anything once lol"
*five minutes pass*
Derick *with his dick in a yogurt cup*: "This was a mistake."

by Tap_Dancing_Skeleton September 26, 2019