table

A woman with no feminine qualities. An inanimate object, an it. Anything but a female.
There goes Karen! What a table.
by Imol'Gregg April 11, 2022
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tuscan table

when a girl is down on all fours, has a guy in her ass, in her mouth, and a guy on each of her tits.
Yo! Me and the guys turned Ant's mom in a Tuscan table last night!
by Fabio big dick August 12, 2017
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