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tail das

A person with a tail of cellotape and slug-like behaviour
You have a tail das
by Ya sit July 12, 2017
mugGet the tail dasmug.

Twelve in the tail

Receiving anal (sex) from one who has a 12" or a very large penis
"She do anal?"
"Does she. MAN, SHE TAKE TWELVE IN THE TAIL!
by WNGSPAN April 1, 2019
mugGet the Twelve in the tailmug.
When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.

angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter
while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!

Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.

*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.

If you never get it, just be thankful.
by krappykrieger October 18, 2010
mugGet the drop your tail here's your mailmug.

Hoeny Tail

Word plat on the pg Pony Tail- x rated version where the sexual partner holds the hair of the partner giving oral.
I need a clip for my hair.- partner-Oh I'll just hold it in a hoeny tail for you
by JeffJeffington July 1, 2023
mugGet the Hoeny Tailmug.

Mane and Tail

Originally a horse shampoo, commonly known as a sex position where the female lays down and the male sits with his knees on either sides of the girls waist, grabs her hair, and procedes to have sex
Last night she felt like a cowgirl so we did the Mane and Tail.
by hellochildren January 11, 2011
mugGet the Mane and Tailmug.

tail tales

Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.
I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!
by QuacksO April 19, 2021
mugGet the tail talesmug.

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