Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name March 01, 2012

Meat statue

A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.

I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.

by EQuotationmark March 02, 2022

status ruiner

A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.

Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.

by guidinglitedlite March 27, 2014

Rookie Status

When someone acts like a rookie they then have rookie status. This can apply to anything where you are better than a friend, they will have rookie status.

Person A: Fuck i just knocked over all the cups playing Beer Pong
Person B: That is Rookie Status

Joe: Can you teach me how to take a rip of this ROOR?
Mark: Wow, such rookie status.

by You're a Rookie November 25, 2009

thumbtack status

another way to say posted or chilling out

I'm on thumbtack status

by babygirl69 June 23, 2008

Leopold II of Belgium statue

A public urinal located in Belgium that is commonly used by drunk tourists who need to relieve themselves somewhere when a restroom isn't in close proximity to them.

Drunk tourist in belgium: *hiccup* I really need to relieve myself right now.. *hiccup*

Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.

by Sproogli March 23, 2024

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025