A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.
Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
by guidinglitedlite March 27, 2014
The Status-ticks in the wild search for days for just the write appetizing human being to bite the dead skin of. Not every day ordinary joe blows will do - only the cream of the crop attract the attention of status-ticks!
by Jeremy Janson November 03, 2010
An amazing waaay of life. No need to be hott, or a mess, justt live a fun life that is a mess, haa, but in a good waay(:
Guy: "Yeah these two hos take turn every week, shit atleast i get to kiss 'em"
Girl: "Thatts too Hottmess Status"
Guy: "WTF is that?"
Girl: "A waay of life haaa."
Girl: "Thatts too Hottmess Status"
Guy: "WTF is that?"
Girl: "A waay of life haaa."
by WoahWoahMe March 08, 2010
She married to the baller on your street with the G Wagon bruh. She got everything, money, nice car, LV bags, Burberry coat, big house, she got baller wife status shii. She's a real Status Wife.
by 306Rawj August 30, 2024
When someone acts like a rookie they then have rookie status. This can apply to anything where you are better than a friend, they will have rookie status.
Person A: Fuck i just knocked over all the cups playing Beer Pong
Person B: That is Rookie Status
Joe: Can you teach me how to take a rip of this ROOR?
Mark: Wow, such rookie status.
Person B: That is Rookie Status
Joe: Can you teach me how to take a rip of this ROOR?
Mark: Wow, such rookie status.
by You're a Rookie November 25, 2009
A public urinal located in Belgium that is commonly used by drunk tourists who need to relieve themselves somewhere when a restroom isn't in close proximity to them.
Drunk tourist in belgium: *hiccup* I really need to relieve myself right now.. *hiccup*
Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.
Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.
by Sproogli March 23, 2024
I'm on thumbtack status
by babygirl69 June 23, 2008