The Spider-Man

An incorrect spelling of Spiderman used only by boomers and people using it ironically.

Charles: "Hey Paul, have you seen The Spider-Man?"
Paul: "Grandpa, did you just put a hyphen in The Spiderman?"
Jimmy: "Wait Dad it's just Spiderman. Also where have you been, you left to get the milk 14 years ago."

by SoshJam September 30, 2019

cricket spider

What a normal cricket looks like when you’re smoking that crack rock

Steve, did you just see that big fucking cricket spider try to karate chop my ass??

by Rashy Dwarf October 1, 2019

spider man

best halloween costume

spider man is just a sticky boyo

by ImNotJamesForGodsSake August 19, 2019

Spider-Man

*Slams pizza on the counter*
Pizza Time

Guy 1: What time is it?
Spider-Man: Pizza Time

by DF_Symbiote September 3, 2019

Mister Spider

A male pornstar that dresses up as a spider, not for the faint hearted.

"Hey, did you see that new Mister Spider video"
"I did, I'm scarred for life"

by FriendlyWorder April 4, 2018

going to be spiders

Something that's going to suck.

Have you seen the trailer for The Emoji Movie? It's going to be spiders, I can tell.

by El Henzo December 15, 2017

flaming spider

Everyone’s ideal image of what to do with a spider, yet so volitle it can burn an apartment complex down.

I wanted to turn that bastard into a flaming spider! But I was afraid it would light my mattress on fire.

by Shortbus May 2, 2018