SOD

A girl (or guy) looking to "sit on dicks"

Whose going on SOD patrol tonight?

That girls looking to SOD.

by SODmirer September 2, 2013

soda

a kind of delicious soft drink that fizzes and makes u burp, mmm....

god dammit its soda, not pop!

by bob September 5, 2008

sodomy

When peter decides to take the dirt road home.

My ex girlfriend wouldn't have vag sex with em so i had to sodomize her...sodomy

by Jonas McClure April 26, 2008

sod bracket

a person who likes to enjoy the browner things in life and generally see's themselves as a hit with the ladies. often wishes they were good looking but have as much intelligence as president bush in a coma.

"Mr Cleveringham, your a complete Sod Bracket"

by I love little boys April 22, 2004

Sodexprofit

Used to describe any profit margin over 90%. Comes from a company that runs staff canteens which offer small portions of cheap nasty food at very expensive prices.

Also used when a company experiences runaway profit at the expense of quality and good staff.

"They must be making Sodexprofit"

"If we can quadruple our prices we will be getting close to Sodexprofit"
"Firm XYZ is trading up 2,000% today as they posted an announcement that they had entered a period of Sodexprofit"
"I am sorry 8 French fries cost $2 but we have to make Sodexprofit"

by Massivejockstrap April 7, 2010

Soda Abuse

The act of threatening someone with a can of shaken soda. It would, if successful, spray the "soda abused" in the face, and cause extreme discomfort.

Sean: Greg have you seen Mandy?
Greg: No, I think she went to the store-
Mandy locked in bathroom: I'm in here! He's threatening soda abuse again!
Sean: Not again >.<

by DrJekylRevived March 15, 2011

sodoitus

An amalgamation of the words "sodomy" and "coitus", meaning "anal sex". The purpose of the word is to be able to refer to anal sex and still retain the satisfying feeling of saying the word "coitus" (which only applies to vaginal sex).

Girl: " *A Boy* tried to have sodoitus with me last night."
Her Best Friend: "Damn, what a closet case."
Girl: "Yeah, and santorum is so gross too!"
Her Best Friend: "Ew, WTF is santorum?"
Girl: "You don't know? Well, let's just say that's one big reason never to have sodoitus in the first place."
Her Best Friend: "Whatever."

by TheRobsta June 29, 2011