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Purple cunt smurf

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers

She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf

by Assilemann February 4, 2016

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3rd degree scruff

When you make out with a guy with facial hair and the scruff rubs against your skin. The burn!

He gave me a 3rd degree scruff last night.

by hehehoho24 October 3, 2021

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shit and smurf

what the shit and smurf was that

by blitser76767676676766767676767 May 27, 2022

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Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 13, 2022

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Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

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