When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.
Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”
by Andos Hastos January 12, 2022
When you shit in a bathtub and have someone else get in it, but you then proceed to tip the tub over.
by ledankestmemes December 27, 2019
During sexual intercourse the man shits between the females breasts and watches it slide down her stomach hence the mud slide.
Bro #1: Yo dude have you ever given your girl a mud slide?
Bro #2: Nah bro I’ll try it on her tonight.
Bro #2: Nah bro I’ll try it on her tonight.
by XxThiccBoixX December 01, 2018
Robert " I don't know what I did to get these wounds on elbows?"
Angela " my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
Angela " my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
by Mad_signtist September 07, 2023
While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.
Bro, did you tap it last night?
I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!
I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!
by youknowwhothefuckthisis April 14, 2018
Slide into calendar can be used in these ways:
"Hey Hege, I noticed an empty time slot on your Outlook… mind if I slide into your calendar?"
"First, he asked for a ‘brainstorm session.’ Then, a ‘strategy sync.’ Now, a ‘team lunch’? Hege, he’s definitely sliding into your calendar!"
"I saw him lingering by Hege’s desk all week—dude’s trying to slide into her calendar."
"Hey Hege, I noticed an empty time slot on your Outlook… mind if I slide into your calendar?"
"First, he asked for a ‘brainstorm session.’ Then, a ‘strategy sync.’ Now, a ‘team lunch’? Hege, he’s definitely sliding into your calendar!"
"I saw him lingering by Hege’s desk all week—dude’s trying to slide into her calendar."
by Calendar Creep February 27, 2025
by CoronaWithLime March 18, 2020