singlish

a disgrace of english made by Singaporeans.

Singlish- you damn bad lah think what? so big ah?

by iliveinsingapore,whatever December 16, 2010

shit on a shingle

The food they serve at Lower Dauphin High School

Whats for lunch? Shit on a shingle!

by Kumaru March 9, 2008

shingle cunt

of Canadian/Asian origin: most often descriptive of a dumb girl; having to do with either the cunt being affected by the disease "shingles" or by a girl who's cunt resembles that of a shingled window.

I think I just saw that girl's crotch. What a shingle cunt.

by nona renee October 26, 2004

Holy Shit on a Shingle

Expression of suprise, happiness.

Example:

"HOLY SHIT ON A SHINGLE! I JUST BROKE MY ARM!"
"That'll leave a mark"

"HOLY SHIT ON A SHINGLE! I JUST BROKE MY ARM!"
"That'll leave a mark"

by The Dude WithTude March 31, 2010

Shingle

Thick pizza that is very well done and is tough to chew. Therefore when bitten into it has the same affect as bitting into a shingle, hence it's name.

"Whoaw, what's wrong?!"
"Wow, that pizza was tough to bit, it was like bitting into a shingle!"

by SeanBean December 28, 2005

Singlehood

Knighthood - the status of being a knight

Singlehood - the status of being single

Some can't wait to escape singlehood, some don't mind it or even revel in it. When you get a girl/boyfriend, this marks the end of singlehood for you. Likewise, when you break up with them, you re-enter into singlehood.

Guy 1: I finally got a girlfriend!!

Guy 2: So you can finally leave singlehood behind, then.

Guy 1: Damn right. Let's go for a drink.

by LemonZeppelin September 23, 2009

Singleitis

Singleitis is a condition where it is impossible for you to be single for a long period of time and you must have a boyfriend/girlfriend otherwise you go crazy. it is a rare condition and few people have it but those who do find it very hard not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend for long periods of time

Dude ive got singleitis, i cant handle not being in a relationship.

by ghatts1son November 21, 2010