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spams

1. The adverb used to describe the act of sending either unwanted or unsollicited material via the web from one web user to another. Often containing advertising material or fraudulent schemes to gain riches or to enlarge one's penis. Generally sent by fucking annoying assholes who have nothing better to do and require anonimity to protect themselves from having the shit beaten out of them by reasonably minded individuals.

2. The pleural of the word spam;
Can be loosely described as a food, more specifically a meat, that has been processed and appears in metal cans. The advertising for which is renowned for being as annoying as the other spam.
1. He who spams makes me want to encourage radical Islam

2. These Spams, the product range of the so called hamburger meat, tastes like fake poo.
by D to tha Mizzle January 21, 2007
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Spamoni

A desert commonly served to wealthy children and adults at Italian resturants; a rich blend of different, flavorful ice creams
My best friend went to Sal and Judy's Italian resturant and said that the best thing they had was the desert, spamoni.
by Queen Bea October 18, 2009
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Spammer

Yeah, you don't mean to anger us, yet you enclose viruses in every one of your e-mails that will permanently screw up the computer of anyone stupid enough to open them. Then you hack your way in with ease after the computer's security systems have been assulted with garbage data, steal anything on their hard drive that sounds like it's related to money, and then get back to ass-fucking your pet goat in your parents' basement. If I ever see you on the street, I'll kill you, bitch.
Watch your ass, spammer. I just got parolled and I feel like chasing someone that really pisses me off down the street with a fireaxe right about now.
by C-can February 11, 2004
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spamhead

A large forehead, often square shaped.
Dave you have a spamhead!
by Owleth July 4, 2005
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Spammer

Video Game Term. Stupid bitches who suck at videogames who keep using the same move over and over again, rendering the person their fighting to guard constantly until their health reaches zero. If your pro at a game, try side stepping or countering when your bitch as friend is spamming.
Spammer Asswhole: Yea take that and that.
Guy with Skillz: Stop spamming motha fucka
Spammer Asswhole: Nope just bend over and take it.
Guy with Skillz: *SIde Steps* Gotcha now bitch. Your about to get fucked!
Spammer Asswhole: NOOOOOO BIATCH!
Game Announcer: Player 2 Wins... Player 1 SUcks ass spammer bitch!
by Dicktionary.Mcl March 31, 2009
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spamduck

Affectionate term for a blogger who posts so much, in their own and other people's blogs, they are requested to confirm their non-bot status by passing a 'human test'. Major blog sites (for example, livejournal), monitor frequency and characteristics of posts and any user that adds up enough 'points' that indicate it may be a bot creating spam, is asked to pass a visual or auditory test to confirm that they are human.
"Shehasathree is such a spamduck, she must never leave the computer."
by lelia July 15, 2004
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spamdemonium

The practice of spamming a site senseless till nothing but chaos ensues...
Arcade @ Home was a scene of spamdemonium after a posting barage by Superflash drove people crazy.
by laserman September 23, 2004
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