Rule 34.5

If it exists, there is a subreddit of it.

Anon: Nice picture of a penny. Don't you think that belongs to /r/numismatics?
OP: I didn't even realize that exists!
Anon: Dude, Rule 34.5

by thegame2010 March 30, 2013

10% Rule

One must be ten percent smarter than the object/task one is attempting to use/accomplish.

For instance, pushing a pull door or failing at some other seemingly simple task.

Friend 1: Did I hear correctly that your girlfriend got locked in her own car?

Friend 2: Yeah. 10% rule, dude.

by PeteWine February 9, 2009

Rule 34

The 34th rule of the internet.

If it exists then there's porn of it.

Guy 2: So last night I wound up masturbating to Tali Rule 34.
Guy 1: Nice Bruh!
Guy 2: Thanks Bruh! What about you?
Guy 1: So bro last night I looked up rule 34 MLP and man was it strange.
Guy 2: Wait did you masturbate to it?
Guy 1: I believe the proper term would be Fapping.
Random Guy: Actually the proper term would be Clopping. *Walks away*
Guy 2: Who the hell was that guy?
Guy 1: No idea. Also what the hell is clopping?
Guy 2: No freaking idea. Urban Dictionary that shit.
Guy 1: Already on it.

by Doctor Groot February 29, 2016

Rule 152

For any given song that exists there is a dubstep version of that song.

Similar to rule 34 in that pointing out any song that has not been dubstepped, will be made into a dubstep.

Person 1: Do you think there is a dubstep for the theme of "full House"

Person 2: Of course! Rule 152, bro.

by Specialmitch January 17, 2012

rule 147

Anyone who plugs kush up their butthole are legally allowed to do anything they want

Rick:I just shot 56 people in Las Vegas
Dick: Isn’t that an act of terrorism?
Rick:Nah I had kush up my butthole rule 147

by Fatf*cknWalrus69 October 3, 2017

The 10% Rule

When two friends of opposite sexes are simply friends and not fuck buddies or whatever people fantasize about in their twisted heads.

Dude, my friend and I are definitely not following the 10% rule. We have sex like every other day.

by the10% October 23, 2012

Rule 188

The Thot patrol is the greatest and human service in the history of mankind and you should talk to them if you need info on any girl. You know they are coming because their sirens plays XXXTentacion Yung Bratz.

Guy- Yo!Did I tell you about my new girl? She hot right?!
Freind 2- I call upon rule 188!
Freind 2 - Hey man your girl is a thot and she is going to play you hard. Don't worry I already called the thot patrol to arrest her!
*Yung Bratz plays in the distance*
Freind 2- lol rule 188

by XxPapaJohnN00bslayerxX September 24, 2018