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rolled shithead

Someone who is willing to argue over miniscule amounts of payment while in a drunken stupor

;downbeat person insecure with his own masculinity

; pompous asshat
My man thought he had a point, but he was just a rolled shithead!
by Richard drawsman January 30, 2016
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Compton Roll

When you want people to think you have alot of money, but you don't so you put your biggest bill over (such as a twenty) over your smaller bills (such as ones) , so it looks thick. A reverse compton roll would be hiding your biggest bill, with smaller bills. So people think you're broke and don't hit you up for money.
I got a date because I showed my compton roll, she thinks I have alot of money.
by msdictionary23 May 30, 2009
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rolling puddles

It is a term used in crystal methamphetamine-smoking circles. Street names for Crystal Meth include ice, glass, speed, etc. When you load the product into your oil burner to smoke it, you have to carefully introduce the glass bowl to heat, like a lighter or butane torch, every time to want to hit it. Once it is hot enough, the solid drug in the glass bowl will momentarily become a liquid form. You then have to move that small amount of liquid drug side to side slowly by rotating the piece--"rolling puddles"--to avoid burning and wasting the drug if it just stays in one spot.

Once the glass piece cools, the drug in the bowl begins to crystallize and reform back into a solid. And if you want to hit it again, you have to roll some more puddles...
Kim: "Hey Pam, do you want to go clubbing tonight?"
Pam: "Nah, I'm really beat from work. I'm just going to stay home. I'm probably gonna end up rolling puddles with some Netflix.
Kim: "Hey, that sound better on second thought! I'll come over and show you my new pizzo!
by Borgata November 22, 2015
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bakery of rolls

When one is carrying an extremely large amount of fat around the mid-section.
Damn, Viridian's got a bakery of rolls.
by E-rizzle-dizzle February 16, 2008
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Yeast Roll

I'm going to have a yeast roll tonight after dinner.

My girlfriend didn't warn me about her yeast roll when I went down on her last night, but I could definitely taste it.
by hogthehedge July 27, 2014
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rolling dome

dude, last night on the way back to my house, rebecca couldn't wait to get nasty so she gave me some rolling dome.
by road king January 26, 2011
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Roll the Pencil

When you're taking a test with multiple choice and you're desprate for answers, you can use a pencil in the same way flipping a coin works. Write a letter on each side of the pencil then roll it and hope for the best. Rolling the Pencil origionated at the Park School in Brookline, Massachusets.
G: "You ready for this Latin test?"

J: "no way... im gonna roll the pencil the for the whole test"
by Agdgdgwngo November 13, 2011
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