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Relationship

You don’t have a relationship
by Expresso depr3sso December 3, 2021
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Perfect relationship

Anytime two people can be together infinitely and never get bored or angry and constantly want to see each other. This is the best feeling in the world. If you have it. Never ruin it.
Wow! Cody and Mackenzie have the most perfect relationship ever.
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Pedogaycycle relationship

A relationship between a little gay boy and a gay old man who bonds through cycling
Also called Ravnhøylpuling
Call the police! My son has a pedogaycycle relationship with Jan Inge!
by GOODGUY SMOOTH November 14, 2018
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Sex > Relationship = Psychopath

THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS, JORDAN! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PSYCHOPATHY!
Hym "That's the whole thing. You're entirely projecting your relationship with your daighter onto society AND ME... And you're using that to justify doing whatever you want to me. 'If Sex > Relationship = Psychopath. Psychopath bad. Must stop Psychopath from fucking my daughter- I mean, destroying society! (And it's already too late for that anyway)' or ✌️✊️✌️Short-term gratification✌️✊️✌️ instead of relationship. That's your entire reasoning behind this. It doesn't have anything to do with trying to get unearned status. This is probably the worse way to go about doing that. Even if it was, you're a literal fucking charlatan, Jordan, you are the single worst person to be talking about trying to use something that doesn't belong to you to elevate your fucking status in society. You don't want me to have any status so long as I'm unwilling to give up my butthole to you. I don't care about what your molested retard patients did in response to their shit childhoods. The suffering scapegoat doesn't work on me. And now you want to control how men interact with women but NOT ALONG THE LINES OF MOLESTING A RETARD AT WORK... You're entire propositional ethic has exceptions for people you like and you're willing to use force on the people you don't like. And in this instance it's 'nebulous definition psychopaths.' You're a literal classist wannabe aristocrat charlatan. I was right to do this, Jordan. This was correct."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
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Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but God dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"
I’m not ready to settle down with him yet so I guess we’ll have to be in a commuted relationship
by Zelley August 23, 2023
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Relationship

Relationship shouldnt be looked at like an assingment. If we are in a relationship I am not gonna stop you from seeing your friends,im not gonna want to hangout everyday. I will just want you to show me that im a little bit more important than your other girl friends,to show me off as your girl. Thats all. Dont look at it like an assingment cause its not
-Bro, I dont wanna be in a relationship, its like an assingment.

-It aint that.
by tired bitch November 8, 2020
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