Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.

Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?

by JizzedOn June 06, 2023

paypal puppy

A PayPal puppy is a discord kitten/paid piggy in Denali.

A PayPal Puppy is a discord kitten that you cant skip the tip.

brett said he was a kitten, but he was actually a paypal puppy

by PastorJames March 02, 2024

The puppy with no teeth

When a man's penis bumps a women's cervix during intercourse. Probably a French term.

"She had a small, tight pussy, and I bumped 'the puppy with no teeth' a couple of times as we fucked.

by buckdancer50 January 13, 2021

soapy puppy

a game you play with your friend in the shower.

we played some soapy puppy.

by chuckycheeseballs January 26, 2012

tough puppy

A British slang term signifying hard luck or misfortune. Usually used humorously; also used to needle.

I say! My daughter Estella has run off with a blacksmith's boy!

Well, tough puppy, Miss Havisham.

by benbisley June 27, 2008

Puppy Coded

TRZAYNE's celebratory phrase when he wins a game online or achieves something god or of value. This is only for TRZAYNE, as it is a gatekept saying.

In Fortnite:
tomtanks1418: Oh no I'm downed and they're gonna touch me!
TRZAYNE: Not on my watch pal.
*TRZAYNE full boxes around tomtanks1418 and kills the enemy duo*
TRZAYNE: I'M SO PUPPY CODED AT THIS GAME!!

by TRZAYNE October 14, 2024

flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

by RedMonarch12177 August 02, 2022