shit pump

A television. So named because its function is to deliver crap into your living room.

"Put the shit pump on, love. It's time for "Celebrity Big Brother" again."

by Zog The Undeniable August 16, 2011

Pumped

To be defeated soundly.

To suffer a defeat against an overwhelming force, putting up little or no perceived resistance.

Usage 1:
Dave: "Did your team win last night?"
Bob: "Naw, we lost 15-3"
Dave: "Wow, you guys got pumped"

Usage 2:
"The french have been pumped in every major conflict they've entered"

by Cecil B. Demented April 28, 2004

pumpit

aff it, broken, knackered, worn out, tired

Christ man ah fear am pumpit!

by Bart Shades October 27, 2003

pump & dump

The art of masturbating while taking a shit.

Dude, I had to take a growler, but I wanted to rub one out, too. So I took a Pump & Dump.

by icemankyle December 9, 2007

Pumped Up Kicks

A noun or verb used to describe someone who one believes will shoot up a school.

"I totally think that kid is going to go Pumped Up Kicks on everyone one day."

"Yeah he's a total Pumped Up Kicks, he's crazy."

by i have fingers September 30, 2012

Swedish Penis Pump

When you are having anal sex with a woman and she farts, having the same effect as a penis pump but with gas rather than air

"My penis was huge to begin with but then my girlfriend gave me a swedish penis pump and it got even bigger!"

by reediculuss October 3, 2006

Pump A Stump

To Go to the bathroom (toilet) and do a Poo.

Man, I'm really hangin' to pump a stump

by PhatMike May 16, 2006