white privilege

Most likely to be named Elaine, Erin or Devin. Came from a family who chose the word "child rearing" instead of "raising kids" and lived in a house greater than 2,500 sq. ft. Probably overweight by 50 lbs., and burns easily in the sun without using sun block that costs $45 from a premium outlet store. Undoubtedly single, and put their "career" first. Might complain "struggles" in life, but never had a true struggle defined by human existence. Odds are they own a cat and drive an electric car. Complains about white privilege being an issue, without self identifying they are the problem.

Karen takes money from her family to afford her lavish lifestyle and shopping habits, but claims to be a strong independent woman fighting against white privilege.

by Concerned Citizen 4 Peace July 10, 2023

White privilege

BUT WHAT CAN A WHITE PERSON DO THAT A BLACK PERSON CAN'T DO!?!?!?

Hym "ASSOCIATE WITH RACISTS YOU DUMB SACK OF SHIT! And if all the WHITE RACISTS have everything... And the BLACK RACISTS have NOTHING.... THEN being a WHITE RACIST has a DISTINCT competitive advantage that only goes one way. So.... Yah. That's the thing... That they can do... That the other can't.... That's White Privilege."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

PIS (private investigator services)

PIS

1. when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out

"damn i wish i had the PIS (private investigator services) team to help me figure this out"
when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out

by the psi team August 2, 2023

Optimal privation

Why the privation? Do you want to know? They NEED you... To NEED Jesus and their reality monster.

Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Black Privilege

The privilege Black people have, usually in speech, because they are marginalized

Only Black people can use the n-word because they are marginalized with that word. It would be inappropriate for anyone of any other ethnicity to use it. That is Black privilege.

by Malika Davis August 22, 2023

Pretty Privilege

Eccy

Having more opportunity and success in life then others because of how attractive you are. (And having people do things for you)

Eccy has pretty privileges, thanks to me.

by hi carter August 24, 2023

asian privilege

the ability to be a genius without trying and or intense education

that asian guy has a 4.375 all because of asian privilege.

by idontfeellikemakinganamern August 27, 2023