poop rape

The act of sticking your penis into a hot steamy piece of freshly dropped excrement, must be well formed and freshly crapped. Not possible with diarrhea, may hurt your penis if tried.

I jizzed last night when I poop raped Justin,s turd.

by Justin Barbados November 21, 2013

Poop Chute Pals

Another definition for two male homosexual lovers.

Carlos enjoys taking it up the ass from his poop chute pal lover Ramón.

by Maxwell September 13, 2004

poopa la-vein

The vein in a shrimp that the poop flows through

Don't eat that shrimp! It still has the poopa la-vein in it!

by Stample June 23, 2006

Poop Snotching

The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.

Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.

by Vladdx March 3, 2008

poop eraser

The Evolutionary Leaf

With the help of modern day science, we no longer have to resort to using a leaf while squating by some tree in a public park. You can purchase modernized poop eraser at any convenience store.

Modernized poop eraser makes me proud to be an American.

by Lala PaPloopza April 23, 2008

poop in your mittens

an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".

Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.

by Vacupunk December 21, 2008

poop sleeve

The sleeve you pull up when your wiping your ass so you don't get any poop on it.

Dude, did you just take a shit?
Why do you ask?
Because your poop sleeve is still up!

by MayBBayB February 15, 2010