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Bury The Potato

Verb.

To fuck a loose bitch so hard that your balls hurt and may get caught in the vagina of the lucky lady.
Alison and Ben went off somewhere. Ten bucks says he's trying to bury the potato.
by TomKVideo December 9, 2008
mugGet the Bury The Potatomug.

slutty potato

An ugly girl who sleeps around with guys and gets baked(high) all the time
1st girl - Is she getting baked again!
2nd - yeah! What a slutty potato!
by MaowAm July 9, 2014
mugGet the slutty potatomug.

Autism potatoes

3 slutty girls that that are on the spectrum #elite members only
Oooo look at that girl, must a part of the autism potatoes
by Autism potatoessss January 24, 2020
mugGet the Autism potatoesmug.

Desk Potato

One who sits at a desk all day but doesn't get much work done, usually because of personal web surfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. In the workplace it differs from desk jockey in that although one's primary means of employment involves a desk, little work gets done.
Jim has become a real desk potato; between mahjong and minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace.
by someoneouthere September 13, 2008
mugGet the Desk Potatomug.

potato girl

A girl who is humble to the point that it's annoying. She usually uses the words like, technically, literally, etc. improperly. She likes saying she is a potato even though she is obviously a human.
potato girl: lolz, I look like a potato.
Sensible person: No u don't.
potato girl: well technically, I, like, literally do.
by geo_torno9 June 7, 2019
mugGet the potato girlmug.

potato ass

N. An ass (Gludius Maximus in Latin) that has the rough texture, viscosity and taste as a potato.

A. A way to describe someone so socially inept that they have the rough sociological capacity of a potato. Suffix of "ass" included for emphasis.
N --> I was about to get down with this girl but she had a really bad case of potato ass.

A --> Did you see Jim at the party? That potato ass mofo just sat in the corner the while time.
by The Tenth Circle August 11, 2016
mugGet the potato assmug.

crouch potato

another word to describe FECES.
Hey Larry and Khalid, I'm gonna plant a crouch potato in the toilet. Hold my calls!
by E to the V January 4, 2008
mugGet the crouch potatomug.

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