A walkthrough and cleanup of your place of residence, to make sure that no porn magazines, dvd’s and similar erotic paraphernalia are laying around in the open or any place they might otherwise be discovered accidentally. This activity is usually done shortly before a visit from parents, family, potential girlfriends, and anyone else who might be mortified by your filthy/kinky tastes (particularly, you want to make sure you don’t scare off any eligible women visiting your place and wreck your chances).
“Hey – is Susan coming over tonite?”
“Yeah - I’ve gotta leave early to go home and do a porn sweep before she gets there”
“Yeah - I’ve gotta leave early to go home and do a porn sweep before she gets there”
by J Russell Finch June 8, 2011
Get the porn sweepmug. The thrill that men (often those over the age of 35) derive from watching the Jason Bourne Trilogy films.
by Kernow babe February 11, 2009
Get the Bourne Pornmug. Gratuitously gory and violent images provided to the American public by the media in order to satisfy a seemingly insatiable desire and pseudo-sexual need for such imagery. The public seems to "get off" on these images/scenes, especially if the images include celebrities or pariahs who attract fascination or hatred.
Jimmy: They want Obama to release photos of dead Osama.
Craigar: Why?
Jimmy: They want proof that they really killed him.
Craigar: That's not it. If they didn't kill him, he'd be on Al Jazeera taunting and mocking us right now. People want revenge for 9/11 so bad that they need blood porn too - they'll so get off on that picture. No one will need to get laid for weeks after seeing that.
Craigar: Why?
Jimmy: They want proof that they really killed him.
Craigar: That's not it. If they didn't kill him, he'd be on Al Jazeera taunting and mocking us right now. People want revenge for 9/11 so bad that they need blood porn too - they'll so get off on that picture. No one will need to get laid for weeks after seeing that.
by Jobin Shabe May 31, 2011
Get the Blood Pornmug. A movie that shamelessly panders to the Academy. Usually features dying old guys, people with disabilities, or the Holocaust.
That new Tom Cruise movie, where he plays the dying, disabled, Holocaust survivor coping with divorce, is Oscar porn to the core.
by the huuuudge October 7, 2008
Get the Oscar Pornmug. by LilithXIII May 20, 2011
Get the Porn Machinemug. The process of having one's interest in porn renewed at a later time because of a new exposure to great porn.
Man, my brother gave me his porn library when he got married, and boy was I porn-again; those DVDs were awesome!
by L. Guentert January 21, 2008
Get the porn-againmug. A disabled gay man having sex with a man dressed in a Squirrel costume in a public place, typically a park
by AllSeingEye June 16, 2011
Get the Squirrel Pornmug.