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lax player

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Players who sucked at baseball as a kid so they use the excuse that it was "too slow" and switch to lacrosse.
by Parks950 May 22, 2016
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One who plays the Protoss Race in Starcraft.
Protoss players usually have any of the following qualities:

1) Balding or having a very short hairstyle.

2) May have a tattoo to show others he is a Protoss Player

3) Limits his playing style to Cannon Cheese or massed Void Rays

4) A n00b

5) Shirt is usually sleeveless

6) A dork

7) Breathes through the mouth exclusively

8) When he inevitably quits out will have thousands of unspent minerals and gas

If you spot a Protoss player in the wild call the nearest Terran player to beat him with massed marines.
Dan decided to become a Protoss Player and he has not been the same since. His hair fell out and he has this weird tattoo of a High Templar on his back.
by Terran4Ever February 21, 2011
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Same as people causing wars for religious purposes a.k.a getting justification for doing one's own ideals and mostly wrong thigs.
by jakesters October 20, 2010
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softball player

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That Jenny, she's turned into quite the softball player.

What do you mean? She's all of a sudden into sports?

Yeah...and girls.
by nicky v. July 7, 2006
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dark souls players

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A dark souls player is a person who has zero life and complains about hitboxes and lag. Thier natural camouflage is acting like cool people, but are the biggest nerds if you fall for it. They are known to have a tantrum if they are ganked, or safety roll off a ledge.
" Man I met this asshole who kept shouting at the sun, and made stories and 'lore' from a used condom"
" Oh, you probably met a dark souls player"
"Yeah, those dark souls players are faggots"
by TheNarcPolice May 19, 2016
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1. Term used for making fun of people who act too ghetto for the suburbs.

2. Term used for a guy who cuts you off in traffic.

3. Term used for someone who thinks they are better, hotter, or more successful than everyone else.
1. Damn, he's so ghetto he should go live in da hood. Play on player.

2. Get in your own lane player.

3. He thinks he's the shizzle. Play on player.
by mgp March 17, 2005
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