not arsed

Someone who do not give a fuck. Usually from northern moore and are probably a 6 year old with no manners.

"Safe hannah kath and Larne. I'm not arsed yanno."

"I'm not arsed that Larnes a poo stain or that Hannah drinks diet coke. I'm not arsed that Katherine is a princess"

by Klhc2k17dickheaaaaad March 2, 2017

arse ballsack

When a man puts his ballsack up into your arse, causing a brown-sack (see: brown-sack)

Person 1: My BF gave me an arse ballsack last night!
Person 2: I hope he washed his brown-sack afterward

by PooHole22 June 4, 2022

Fag my arse

The want to put a penis in your ass

I wanted to fag my arse yesterday.

by Drew Jace 2003 October 31, 2019

arse warm

The state of an object being warm having been sat on and/or warmed by an arse.

"Could I borrow a pen?"
"Sure. It's a bit arse warm."
"I'll ask somebody else."

by No Name Johnny December 28, 2005

Arse-mince

The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.

Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!

by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019

arse word

The immortal word 'Quite', which is an incredibly flexible word which can be used to answer any question or statement. It often precedes the word 'spog' in conversations between those who understand the true beauty of that arse word.

Quite (that arse word).

by Wormy December 22, 2003

arse pint

Arse pint is exactly one pint of the filthiest arse liquid in the world. Usually used when addressing a person who is particularly grimy.

Oi Arse Pint, what are you up to?

by Chinese Snorkel October 9, 2019