flair your mum

Bending your mother to look like a scooter then perform a flair
by BenefitsBenedict October 2, 2019
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Mummed

I was so mummed last night!
by Manekchop August 27, 2025
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Ur Mum

by Ninjagotligma January 5, 2019
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Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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Your Mum

Person 1. Your Mum is a Hoe.
Person 2. Ok
by DeathSpagett May 25, 2022
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Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)
Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer
by lalala whatever February 26, 2020
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mum

by S1L4z October 29, 2018
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