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Monitor and Merrimack

A sexual act where two people adorn themselves in plate mail armor (or many cast iron skillets if on a budget) and throw bowling balls at each other.

The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.
"Myself and my second-favorite harlot, Margaret, engaged in a rousing round of Monitor and Merrimack last evening."
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Bry loves Kayla, so much so, that he gave her the name, Kayla Monie.

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