Chronic-mike

The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.

Chronic-mike love hotdogs.

by Ihatem1ke May 4, 2023

Mike Bovaguard

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"I found a plastic fork in my pizza the other day"

"Who does this guy think he is? Mike Bovaguard?"

by SpecIntoDelta December 28, 2022

Pulling a Mike

When a person has to go pee when there is work to be done.

Kris: Can you come give me a hand of this project.
Tony: Hold on I gotta go pee.

Kris: Damn are you pulling a Mike?

by Devo1 November 15, 2018

Mike-a-licious

when your name is Michael but you are too bootylicious for you babe.

Look at him go, he must be Mike-a-licious!

by chikitacos514 November 20, 2018

mike mccarthy

Former head coach of the Green Bay Packers. Known for his extremely boring play calling. Was fired 3/4 of the way through the 2018-2019 nfl season

That move was very Mike McCarthy.

by Vldub November 21, 2018

The Mike Effect

When a man behavior is so questionable it repels women towards other men.

He’s using the mike effect to get out of his relationship

by Cleaver girl December 11, 2018

Mikey mike

Term for calling yourself gay to a group of black men when you’re drunk

Ayyyy I’m wassup my names mikey mike

by Yellowrello5 November 6, 2018