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Megan's are sweet, giving, kind, and hilarious! She is always right there when you need her and she gives great advice. She thinks she is ugly but she is beautiful. She keeps lots of secrets so people don't judge her. She is so not crazy and always finds a person to hook up with.😜 She is the best friend I could ever have.
Is that Megan?
You mean only the best person in the world?

Yeah, that's her.
Megan by Annikamybff September 16, 2017

megan sweeney 

a scooter kid who thinks hispanic teenagers are hot. also goes hard crackhead vibes at 2am unless she took her melatonin. usually chill tho. looks scary when first see her.
who’s that pp over there? oh that’s prob megan sweeney she likes hispanics
megan sweeney by bddehehjswj December 7, 2019
The girl that took my heart. She’s hella nice (most of the time) she will always make sure you do well for yourself and keep you on track, fine as hell, also kinda off the deep end like all the time 0-0
Meaghan is my Prada bae
Meaghan by Feezi made by me January 26, 2020

Air Conditioner Mechanic 

a form of labour aimed at young lazy people whom wish never to work, get a flashy job title and speak alot of smack about air conditioners. Also trained to beleive that they are supirior when in fact they are driven to slavery by their tradesman to make way for the one whom upon arival the Air Condition Mechanics beleive will bend the space time continum with his ability to bludge so much.
Bob - i heard you got a job
Ali - ye i repair and maintair air conditioners, i'm an air conditioner mechanic
Bob - thats not a job, your just a theif
Ali - stop it
________________
Bob - Hey man shouldnt we get to work?
Jim - na man we'll do it like Air Conditioner Mechanics
Bob - Thats just low
an amazing girl who loves doughnuts.
man, she eats doughnuts like a megan.
Megan by asda-morrisons December 3, 2011

mechanic hand 

Ramming your fingers into a girl's rectum, causing your fingers to look as if you are a mechanic.
I just got so much shit under my finger nails, I look like I have a mechanic hand.
mechanic hand by Thommy94 December 14, 2006