matt wisnewski

An idiot who has the worst combover in the world and will never get any girls and will end up dying with 16 cats.

Matt wisnewski is the worst name for a kid.

by Jeffery chicken nuggets November 29, 2016

matt himple

The perfection being really tall.

You are really tall, you related to Matt Himple?

by GooseMN January 11, 2009

matt reedy

A little bitch who likes to suck big dicks

Yo she is pulling a matt reedy

by the cunt licker December 16, 2016

Bre and Matt

Bre and Matt are two peas in a pod. Everybody is jealous of how close they are.

Look at Matt and Bre aweee. Bre and Matt are special.

by mansmansmaj December 19, 2016

Matt Wilson

Matt is an elusive creature that has only been described in literature from the 15th Century until he surfaced in Middle Tennessee. Matt “Warthog” Wilson now holds the world record for most children under his care that didn’t come from his own ball sack.

“Wow... that Matt Wilson sure is a Warthog”

“Did you see that warthog raping a man under that bridge? I think it might be Matt”

by Screamlett September 28, 2021

dvs-matt

A knowledgeable poster on the website Nexopia.
Reasonably well known and posts in drug forums mostly.

See, I told you dvs-matt would know the answer if you asked him.

by JACKOFFASAUR January 04, 2008

Matt

sometimes these guys are baby boys or crazy idiots, they like nudes and they're perverts and always horny

that guy is such a matt

by itsyaboicloud April 18, 2020