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Half Marathon

A sexual position where a female clings upside down to a male's front and sucks his genitalia (or a blowjob ) whilst he runs on the spot. If said female chokes or is sick, this is known as a Paula Radcliffe.
Cat: want to try some sick new sex moves tonight?
Matt: sure, like what?
Cat: the half marathon?
Matt: sounds like fun!
by thegingerfurby December 11, 2011
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12 March

"Imma fuck the shit out of you" Day

A day where you go up to your straight homies and say "Imma fuck the shit out of you"
Straight dude 1: Imma fuck the shit out of you
Straight dude 2: Wait what
Straight dude 1: It's 12 March
Straight dude 2: fuckin gaeeeeeeeeee
by cuteshyinfpbottothatneedslove November 24, 2021
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march 5th

If you were born on this day you’re probably an emotional wreck or soulless and nothing in between
They’re always crying a lot, they must’ve been born on March 5th.
by yeet? October 15, 2019
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Martha Stewart Syndrome

When a person becomes so set in their ways that they cannot tolerate a partner moving in with them.
This would upset all the fine decorating choices in one's home.
-There's no way he's moving in with me at this point, I've got my no more closet space and my cat won't like his dog.

-Sounds like a serious case of Martha Stewart Syndrome.
by drudad April 20, 2008
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Marthdrix

Someone who has beaten everyone in ownagepe cuz he's too sexy for this.
Marthdrix beat blueelfaraon
by Marthdriix May 7, 2022
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March 12th

omg it’s March 12th
“What’s so special about that?”
“How do you not know?!”

“It’s National millsie day”
“What’s that?”
“March 12th is a day for max and Harvey’s fans called the millsies!!”
by Helloimkatewbu December 15, 2019
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March 22

Generally, being the day my chemical romance broke up, march 22 has been a rather terrifying day for lots of people for the long period of almost six years. Even tho march 22 generally doesn't have to affect us that much anymore, as fall 2019 has brought us the Reunion, it still leaves slight trauma in all of us.
Person 1: happy march 22
Person 2: fuck no
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