Mannhandled Mark

The hickey line bruise that you find strapped across your neck after an overnighter with a maneater monster.

Guy 1: Man I partied so hard last night I passed out and woke up with the Mannhandled Mark.

Guy 2: Oh man thats terrible I got one last week too...

by Tommy Thinner March 14, 2008

Mark of Sodom

The act of smearing ones dirty butthole on someone

Girl passed out so I gave her the Mark of Sodom on her forehead

by Dregz the Cat January 7, 2015

trooper mark

When one drinks too much and allows their friend to burn his or her's flesh with a lighter that has been held upside down while ignited so that the lighter head is hot as fuck.

Dan Fusco is an idiot for allowing jeff to give him a trooper mark.

by Swoos Ellington April 9, 2008

mark cook

Someone who repeatedly dies in absurd and interesting ways, yet mysteriously the next day is up and about. Similar to Kenny from South Park.

Mark Cook got shot in the head eight times yesterday and this afternoon I saw him at Taco Bell.

by Scandalouspoop October 11, 2016

Mark Paston

The true God of New Zealand, Mark made the save which took New Zealand to the World Cup Finals

Troy Lochhead, "I'll just kick this guy in the leg LOLZ!!!!"

Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"

Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"

Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.

Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"

Mark Paston, -silence-

Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"

Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite

Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.

by Michael from YF Lol November 18, 2009

Question mark

Something you say when you're confused.

Question mark???

by Copper13 November 25, 2017

Mark Maes

Someone who is a grandpa. Someone who got coined by the TAG.

Get The f outta my way. I’m Mark Maes

by Mark Maes June 9, 2020