Lobstered

An Alternative word for jumpscaring someone
Mainly used when a lobster is used for the jumpscare

Me: Here is a lobster
Friend: AAAAAAAA!!!
Me: Lobstered

by averyoriginalusername September 8, 2022

Lobster pilled

Accepting that, while it's perfectly natural to want to fight against hierarchical structures, social hierarchies are also perfectly natural and are an essential part of existing as an intelligent, social species. Serotonin-based social hierarchies have existed for 100's of millions of years and due to the nature of their existence they can never truly be destroyed, only replaced.

Yeah bro, Bakunin's take on the dictatorship of the proletariat was pretty based and Lobster pilled.

by hello muddah September 20, 2022

Lobster Bukakke

When a man smashes a lobster claw in a public place all over a group of unsuspecting strangers

Crossy gave that guy in the Flyers jacket a Lobster Bukakke

by Crossey Truther October 2, 2022

LOBSTER CLIT

Someone who has recently been extremely overly sexually active or is a wicked whore will likely have a lobster clit. So rub that one on your tits, bub, cause that's just a fact.

My buddy Dave told me a crazy story while on the skiddah, and I'm telling ya this will blow your freakin tits apart. Said Brandy has the biggest lobster clit that Dave has ever seen, she better lay off the liquid panty remover, I tell you what

by MOMMANATRIX November 17, 2022

Lobster

This damn lobster.
*sigh*
You know what? Just--just...
Who is it?

Seriously...? Come on. Just. Take responsibility for your problems. We all have that lobster in our life, but
I don't know.
*Ahem.*
Who is it?

by N0ne of your concern December 23, 2022

Lobster Rangoon

A sexual manuever in which a person inserts four fingers covered in cream cheese into the anus leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. In a claw-moving motion, the inserted partner opens and closes hand similar to the way a lobster would

"Pray tell, my dear, that is some splendid lobster rangoon!"

by claw-bster December 23, 2022

listerine blues

When you pour Listerine on your dick after going raw in some questionable .

After hitting kelly the smelly I went listerine blues, it's all I had available.

by stink dinky February 2, 2023