Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.

When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.

by Larpington Haggitson February 06, 2019

Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.

Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.

by king kennedy January 05, 2008

Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement

Bout to make fungus on a log!

by Anon112221 January 21, 2021

loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.

Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.

by ChodeFilA January 30, 2023

Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.

Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?

by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019

soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.

Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"

by logsoaker June 28, 2014

Power Logs

Ridiculously strong calves.

Jim: Sam tried to jump into the pool from the deck yesterday. Broke the boards.

Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?

by Fireofury October 23, 2014