4th of july

Interdependence Day!

It's the day when Mexicans set off Chinese fireworks to celebrate YOUR lack of freedom.

Sieg Heil Comrades!

Hail Santa!

Hail Marx!

Hail Stalin!

by Freedom ...pfft...that shit don't fuckin exist! April 6, 2005

July 16

A day where you can drop all your friends and be alone and they can’t get mad

Friend:hey you have not talked to me all day

Me:it’s July 16
Friend:ohhh

by A simp😔💔 January 23, 2021

july 21

creampie with ur fav guy friend, a day where even if you have a bf or gf ur fav guy best friend gets to creampie you
is ur bed a one person bed? well now it can fit two if ones on top of the other

gf :"hey babe its july 21st"
bf: "oh okay, so youll be with nick right?"

by Dat One Friend July 20, 2021

July 18th

July 18th is national “send boobs” day.

I’m so happy it’s July 18th, I love boobs!

by Joking rocket July 17, 2021

July 17

Spank your bf/gf butt day! A day were you give that big booty a smack and they can’t say anything about it!

Kally: hey Kyle *smacks butt*
Kyle:hey what the crap babe

Kelly:honey it’s July 17!
Kyle:oh crud!!!!

by a.dumb.cosplayer November 28, 2021

July 16

if u were born on july 16 ur either lesbian or bi and your name starts with either P, or N

my birthday is on july 16

by -NRC March 3, 2022

July 5th

National go down on your gf day. If you have a significant other today is the day to make it all about her and show her how much she means to you. Just take her and go down on her like never before.

Go down on that girl 💕JULY 5th

by Randomshii26492620 July 5, 2021