Joygasm: noun. The most intense feeling possible with today's medical and recreational technology. Generally accepted to be 15 times as powerful as being high on EVERY drug, simultaneously.
rarely sexual
roots: clearly, a combination of Joy, and Orgasm
often brought on by a fellacious occurrence
accepted as being as powerful as an orgasm^Chuck Norris
rarely sexual
roots: clearly, a combination of Joy, and Orgasm
often brought on by a fellacious occurrence
accepted as being as powerful as an orgasm^Chuck Norris
DUDE I saw Inglorious Bastards and I had a Joygasm
The techie saw the lighting design for that theatre and he had a joygasm
Jake asked what a ninja was, and Sally said "you're a ninja" and he had a joygasm right there
The techie saw the lighting design for that theatre and he had a joygasm
Jake asked what a ninja was, and Sally said "you're a ninja" and he had a joygasm right there
by psuedonym^chucknorris September 13, 2009
Get the Joygasm mug.A term used in sports when an umpire, referee, or official makes a horrible call that is very important to the outcome of a game, or a season. This term originated when Jim Joyce blew a call to prevent Armando Gallaraga of the Detroit Tigers from getting a perfect game.
(sports announcer)"And the Redhawks bring it into Bumblebee zone with the seconds ticking down, shot, rebound, and it's in! The Redhawks have tied it up with 2 seconds to go in the third period! Wait a second, they're waving it off! The referee is waving of the goal! Let's look at the replay..." "Oh, it was definitely in! That puck crossed the line! The referee totally just Joyced the Redhawks!"
by J7KE June 3, 2010
Get the Joyced mug.To ride a sheep around at a fast pace.
Derives from the cultural stereotype that Welsh people are obsessed with and attracted to sheep.
Derives from the cultural stereotype that Welsh people are obsessed with and attracted to sheep.
by Henrietta Hawkins August 25, 2010
Get the welsh joyride mug.Tim: You see what that d bag Jim Joyce just did?
John: No, what?
Tim: He blew a call at first and cost Galarraga a perfect game.
John: What a tool.
John: No, what?
Tim: He blew a call at first and cost Galarraga a perfect game.
John: What a tool.
by greeko406 June 3, 2010
Get the Jim Joyce mug.Joytika is the name of a young beautiful girl who try's her best to be beautiful but is forever convincing herself that she is not.
Extremely out going, shy at first but once you get to know her, the weirdest person you've ever met.
But thats what gets you hooked.
She holds a smile that makes you want to please her as much as you can.
And she can not lie to save her life, her facial expressions and eyes give it all away.
Strives to be different and rebellious, but usually does it with a group of people.
Strong hearted and a deep thinker
A pro at hiding emotions, harsh things dont get to her, its teh simple things that heart the most.
Gets cold easily
Can entertain you for hours on end
Independent but depends on some.
Trust isn't gained easily, but it is lost easily.
Gamer Girl
Strong
Extremely out going, shy at first but once you get to know her, the weirdest person you've ever met.
But thats what gets you hooked.
She holds a smile that makes you want to please her as much as you can.
And she can not lie to save her life, her facial expressions and eyes give it all away.
Strives to be different and rebellious, but usually does it with a group of people.
Strong hearted and a deep thinker
A pro at hiding emotions, harsh things dont get to her, its teh simple things that heart the most.
Gets cold easily
Can entertain you for hours on end
Independent but depends on some.
Trust isn't gained easily, but it is lost easily.
Gamer Girl
Strong
" who's that stunner in the corner with only a few people?'
' oh thats Joytika '
' what pick up line should i use?'
' haha that approach will never work'
' oh thats Joytika '
' what pick up line should i use?'
' haha that approach will never work'
by LadyMystic July 30, 2012
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