Jordan Christian

1. The most amazing guy in this world.

2. Perfect.

3. Strong.

4. Incrediable.

5. Beautiful inside & out.

'Jordan Christian is incredibly strong'

by aquaa October 1, 2012

jordan moran

jordan moran is a self obsessed idiot, he is a little bit of a simp for milly bobby brown. he is very tiny. his instagram is akaz_satan drop a follow

jordan moran is a bit weird

by _tiadaley /// my instagram November 1, 2020

jordan daniel

An absolute fucking retard who is always saying damn Daniel and Jordan belfor

Way to go Jordan Daniel u dumbass

Don't take a shit there Jordan Daniel

by Tddddd September 12, 2017

Jordan-Shit

A menuver performed in either a real life basketball game or on a basketball video game that resembles something Michael Jordan would do in his prime.

Guy 1: Oh my gosh dont dunk on me!
Guy 2: (Jumps in the air and does a nasty dunk on Guy 1)
Guy 3: DAAAMMMN! Did you just see that Jordan-Shit?!!

by Ie.Monster December 5, 2009

Jordan-Alexandra

A Dickhead, fat spastic and a waste of time.

Oh, you're an absolute Jordan-Alexandra!

by Lewis-James101 June 24, 2016

Jordan Bird

A little fuccing nigger who sux dick but also fuccs duck is currently being hunted by the thot patrol for playing with a niggas emotions

Its Jordan Bird, Call the thot Patrol

by BlexBlassen October 24, 2017

jordan carline

jordan carline is the best girl that can be a friend! She is my girl, my sista and much much more!

Boy: I wish I was jordan carline she is awesome
Me: well I wish i was her to! But the closest we can get is best friends we are so close we could be sistas!

by that anon chick November 23, 2013