Johnny

When you get four Wordle letters on your first or second row, and your guesses for the fifth letter are proper words but not THE word.

Eg, crown, brown, grown, frown
And you bomb.

That’s doing a “Johnny.”

I did a Johnny
Or
I almost did a Johnny

by AS_KC April 4, 2022

Soggy Johnny

used when in anger and you need to retalliate to something you don't care about

I couldn't give a soggy johnny about your new shoes, im watching the football!

by Hitcher 1001 August 5, 2008

wet johnny

when you are in a bathroom stall, take a large amount of toilet paper or paper towels (anything 'dunkable'), dunk it in the pissy/shitty water, and throw at target.

Guy 1: timmy threw some wet paper towels at me while i was taking a dump, so i gave him a wet johnny right in the face!

Guy 2: it's the only proper revenge for being hit with a wet paper towel while pooping.

by big daddy sex penis January 8, 2010

Pull a Johnny

Verb- to drunkenly steal a girl's purse or other valuable possesion, often times in a club or other social setting, resulting in possible arrest and embarassment

Did you hear what happened to Isaac last night? He was so drunk he decided to pull a johnny on that poor slut and ended up getting caught and arrested!

by jd12345 February 9, 2010

Johnny Blazed

Someone who smokes weed, but is by no means your stereo typical stoner.

-Can also be used to say you've had enough weed, for the time being.

"Hey Jimmy you want to hit this blunt again?"

"Na, im Johnny Blazed man"

by Felch MacPlaydo May 16, 2009

Johnny Depp Someone So Hard

When you accuse an innocent party, such as when Amber Hear accused Johnny Depp in an effort to cancel them, when in fact they are (just like Johnny) the innocent party. This can be used to scapegoat someone, shift blame, or just cause chaos. This is referred to as to “Johnny Depp” someone. As an extra form of gaslighting, you can pretend this means the opposite, hire a PR company to help portray the opposite, and remove or hide items off of the internet.

Question: “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”

Answer: “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”

Or

“I did not punch you, I was hitting you”, as you watch the innocent party then escape to bathroom, pursue, and smash a door in their face.

by DefinitelyNotElon October 7, 2023

Johnny Damon

A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly basis.

"Hey Johnny, it's been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"

by Badass Keith April 5, 2005