Jason

Die guy from Spar who knows everything

Wow look at at Him!? He knows so much, he must be a Jason!!?

by Bruh* February 13, 2018

Jason

Jason a lame piece of shit that cops peoples styles and thinks he can pull with his toad sage looking ass

Person: whos that
Person 2: a faggot named jason

by fkjdsghklughrlkds May 6, 2018

Jason Fondue

A Swiss version of Jason Bourne.

Also sometimes referred to as Jason F., where the F is for Fondue.
Probably a rogue agent.

Agent 001: You've heard about this badass Swiss Agent?!
Agent 007: You're talking about the guy with the cheese in his name?
Agent 001: YES! Jason Fondue!

by gorogueordietrying February 21, 2018

Jason

An assbutt

dude, jason is the worst

by eyyopotato March 9, 2018

jason country

Type of wooded landscape, usually in the middle of FUCKING nowhere, where it would be difficult to escape a certain masked killer.

I'm not going to your house, you live in Jason country!

by Phreeekboy May 26, 2018

Jason Lobdell

A larry

You act like Jason Lobdell

by TheGoblin May 30, 2018

Jason aherne

Some gay ass white dude trying to be a black. He has a very small willy and no friends

Jason Aherne is gayer than thomas jones

by ClappedJap May 31, 2018