Symptoms of COVID

Cold all around
Sleepy
Sweaty feet
Shivers

Cough
Hard to breathe
I have the symptoms of COVID because I have sweaty feet
by King_crewz August 15, 2021
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COVID-17

HOLY SHIT I HAVE COVID-17!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1
by jayquan. April 22, 2021
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COVID Stand-off

When two or more people are at an impasse in their travels, unable to pass each other while maintaining the proper social distancing practice as required by COVID-19.
Sorry I’m late. Someone was entering as I tried to leave and we got stuck in a COVID Stand-off.
by the AV Flu April 12, 2020
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COVID-9999

Why the COVID-19 pandemic will never go away.
The COVID-19 pandemic will never go away because it turned into the COVID-9999 pandemic.
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 16, 2021
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Covid-👽

When conspiracists or hoaxers claim that the coronavirus is dead scared of aliens, ghosts, or spirits, which means that someone is safer in the presence of these dark or evil forces.
A number of diehard QAnonists refused to wear any masks at Halloween parties because of their pseudoscientific Covid-👽 beliefs.
by Covido November 01, 2020
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Covid-👽

the conditions/injuries experienced by bats in the cave they share with coronaviruses (located in 2013 by Wuhan virologists).

The coronaviruses were only indirectly the distal cause of the bats' injuries - the direct proximate cause was the swabs collected by anal probe.

In 2018 the virologists confirmed they'd located the origin of the coronavirus responsible for the '03 SARS outbreak. The Wuhan virologists warned the entire world in 2018.
Covid-👽 only occurs in anal probed bats, in the Yunnan cave.

Deep inside where the bats nest, the cave's climate never changes.

Always cool and dry - so the virus' buttery bilipid envelope protecting it remains stable and firm and safe just in case you you wondered why Epstein didn't kill himself. The 'rona is a massively robust, ever-quasi-evolving viral population.
by nottherealCharlesLieber April 09, 2021
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