HOLY TITS!

A phrase that is more socially acceptable than "HOLY SHIT!" Most of the time... Occasionally...

(fast forward to 12/23/2012...maybe)

The Human race: "HOLY TITS!"

by admiralcrunchycrunch January 03, 2009

Tit Tuesday

The first day of Summer, where apon you first see a woman wearing tight boob/nipple/clevage showing attire...

Chris "I can't wait for summer so I can see more tits"

Ricko "What ya mean, it is summer, it was tit tuesday last week when I saw my first tits of the season"

by DBH Jimmy February 09, 2010

That would be tits!

Hollywood speak for "That would be awesome!"

Cholo who digs fugly white chicks: "I'm tryin' to find Laker tickets for tonight's game..."

Desperate fugly white chick: "My dad's got a season pass. We can go if you want..." (blush)

Cholo: "That would be tits!"

Yay for happy endings!

by fugly cholo November 17, 2012

Shit Tit

When a girl with gross titties attempts to show off side boob

"Hey Chip, look at that girls side boob."
Chip: " no dude that girl is fugly, she's sporting some real shit tit right now."

by Flint Michigan July 13, 2014

Tit Burglar

Verb. One who runs by a well endowed women and grabs her chest before she knows what's what.

Hey Did u hear Rorrie got a Tit Burglar degree when he totally got Lauren yesterday

by Sash Marler February 15, 2006

tit-fuck

The use of one's Penis in the cleavage of a female (dependent on how much cleavage they have of course) - stimulating the art of intercourse.

All he's gonna get is a Tit-Wank that tight Gypo!.

Also known as Tit-Wank.

by Bruce Lee April 04, 2003

cum tits

The art of a guys sticky love potion sliding ever so gently down her tits.

After that smut sucked my fucking cock she had a warm sticky fat pair of cum tits when i blew my load

by Geno Laquisha May 30, 2008