by irideabmx November 19, 2009
Get the Jacks house mug.A term for the male asshole. It comes from the song "over the hills and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go." The hills refer to the ballsack/ballpark, and the forest refers to butt hair with the destination being grandmother's house.
by beaver bandit9 April 12, 2016
Get the Grandmother's House mug.The absolute most awesome group of crazy women to be found anywhere on the worldwide web! If you don't know who we are, it's because you're not cool enough to be one of us.
by A Man. Duh. January 11, 2012
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Get the eddie-housed mug.by George Richards May 27, 2011
Get the Mood House mug."Betta watch yo ass bringin' that shit up'n near there - clapboard house.. N' don't never look at 'em funny boah!
Sum tha porch folk mind'n you.. So mind how u do fool, or you'll mind 'em come snatch'n yo' jewels, b*tch!!"
Sum tha porch folk mind'n you.. So mind how u do fool, or you'll mind 'em come snatch'n yo' jewels, b*tch!!"
by Z.L. March 28, 2008
Get the clapboard house mug.A house on stilts is a woman with a massive torso connected to two spindly, spider-like legs. She is the human personification of Baba Yagga's hut. She has the legs of a marathon runner and the upper body of a big fat sloppy American woman.
"Man, Maria is a real house on stilts. Look at the size of that chick's tiny legs! How do her legs even hold up that much bulk?"
by CPT Ron October 12, 2013
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