Dutch in the Nutch

A guy who never wears his seatbelt and uses a carpet shampooer to clean his back.

Man that Dutch in the Nutch sure is funny.

by Big Vodka August 18, 2010

dutch uncle

When you pick up a girl to standing 69, then drop her on her head and leave.

I said lets do something crazy and picked her up upside down. Then she farted in my face so i gave her the ol' dutch uncle.

by Howard_from_law_and_order December 30, 2009

dutch boys

Fans of the greatest band ever...DUTCH

K-Weiss: dutch boys
Glazenasties: DUTCH!!!!

by Glazenasties January 29, 2008

dutch rockclimbing

a sexual position involving bungee cords and the man standing up, with the woman's feet on his shoulders.

it's a good workout for the woman's calves and thighs, as well.

Girl 1: Dude! I had a really great workout last night.
Girl 2: REALLY?! Did you go to the gym?!
Girl 1: NO!!! I went DUTCH ROCKCLIMBING.

by LANOLIN February 14, 2008

Dutch cap

The act of shooting yourself in the mouth.

"He Dutch capped himself, blew the back of his head clean off."

by Klamath May 22, 2006

dutch rub

A Marion, Ohio based rock n' roll band noted for their on stage antics, pencil thin neck ties, their 'dutchrub.net' website and their frequent use of tobacco products.

"Hey maw," said Roy, "I'm a' gonna see them Dutch Rub boys down in Cinncy tonight."

by Dr. Rhett Crabtree January 02, 2004

Dutch Popsicle

A phrase representing a random sexual act.

You don't want to be the kid on the playground that the hooker laughs at for not knowing what a Dutch Popsicle is.

by Myra December 26, 2003