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It's an impassable road, no way around it.

by anonymous September 19, 2020

Im finna hit

A quote that (mostly used by men) is used when someone wants to have intercourse. Mostly used when a man is going to “rizz” a women.

Yo Bradon Im finna hit with you tonight

by Niggernigganiggernigganiggerni August 8, 2023

IMS

Ineffective Meeting Syndrome or IMS is the automatic selection of a calendar invite without any conscious thought. Choosing a meeting because you lack the creativity to think about how else to get what you need to be accomplished. Resulting in meetings without agendas, purpose, interest or follow-up.

This morning I fell asleep in front of my coworkers from a bad case of IMS.

The all-hands meeting had over half the team lined up for the bathroom from IMS.

by Mercy Management February 12, 2021

BRO IM SO FADED RN

BRO IM SO FADED RN

BRO IM SO FADED RN: Logan is always faded

by BigCohen June 27, 2025

holy fuck lois im cumming

it is a filler spam word to use whenever you dont agree with something and wanna say something. alternatives can also be used such as, 'Holy fuck stewie im shitting'

(1) "bro why do you always ignore me when i speak and say random shit"
"holy fuck lois im cumming"
"holy fuck lois im cumming"

by LilPro24 July 10, 2024

Im fine

If a girl texts you this, she isn’t fine.

Guy#1: hey are u ok?
Girl#1: Im fine

by Hgdg June 2, 2021

Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."

by Isator November 14, 2023