Hey Hanging

An annoying, extremely irritating communication, usually performed at work, where a coworker will reach out to you, usually on an instant messaging platform or text message with just the word “hey” or “hi.” The offender will not say anything more until you respond, then either they will get to the point or will engage in meaningless chatting while you are attempting to complete another task. The painful part of this communication is that it will raise your anxiety level, especially if it is from your boss on a Friday, especially on a Friday morning, (can you jump on Zoom for a second? Aka layoff), or on a Friday night, (I have a fire drill that needs your attention ASAP, it might be an all nighter). The Hey hanging provokes the worst case scenarios, fear, and even paranoia when the victim is trying to figure out what is coming next.

I just got a ping on Teams from this project manager who I haven’t spoken to in months. The ping just said “hey,” now I am racing through my mind like crazy. What did I miss? What does he want? Is this person going to saddle me with something that will ruin my day? Get to the point and stop hey hanging me!

by Lumburgh Survivor May 21, 2025

Hang Mike Pence

Something the very peaceful MAGA people like to say since January 6th, 2021.

"Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence!"

by ShigShug August 12, 2023

for hangs

when you don't have plans and you want to make plans with someone

me: yo dude, you about tonight for hangs?
everyone else: sorry, got plans

by hjmp February 15, 2018

i hang up first

If you hang up first then you want to fuck them in the ass. Really hard in the ass.

Oh I hang up first! !!!

by Bigman12345 January 12, 2018

National hang out with ur besti/bff

Every year the 1st of October comes around you hang out with ur besti/bff

Today is National hang out with ur besti/bff day can’t wait to go sing with lady gaga

by the stupied one October 15, 2021

hanging out

this is a word which you can use when ur chilling

this is my username in nightpoint.io and i always just go to the house cuz theres a lot of people there and uhh then somebody with 2 cave bats installed in his ass comes up to me and starts shooting me like WHO WANTS A HUSK WITH 0 SCORE-

hey bro im hanging out

by dfffgsdgffgsdgffgfd March 26, 2025

Hang Gang Bang

When you are having a girls game night that turns into a wine soaked gang bang when the husbands or boyfriends crash the party.

Just prepping for the neighborhood Bunco night that turns into a hang gang bang when all the husbands crash it!

by chinoalfonz March 9, 2021