goose

a troublemaking honker who likes to cause mass mayhem, as well as mass genocide

the goose is causing mayhem again!

by smokingquack May 24, 2021

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stuff the goose

To drink large amounts of water before going to bed in order to avoid a hangover.

I am going to stuff the goose so I don't feel so shitty tomorrow.

by Andrew Graham December 14, 2008

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Shining up my goose

A euphemism for someone receiving a handjob and or the act of madturbation

“My woman was shining up my goose before work today”

by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024

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GOOSE

An animal that makes THE MOST ANNOYING HONK OF GODS, and also will steal your sandwiches while your wondering your life existence at a park.

"BRO THAT GOOSE STOLE MY SANDWICHES"

by WelpThisOneWon'tBeUsed? December 8, 2019

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Goose

Code name for an attractive female often viewed in close proximity to the observer. Origin for the use of this adjective originates in Lincolnshire.

Look at that goose!

by Striped Banana October 6, 2017

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The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.

My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.

by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017

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