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Meta-goblin

A basement dwelling PvP gamer that insistently plays the most optimal characters, strategies or buys the best items at every opportunity. They *have* to win by any means necessary.

This behaviour is concomitantly linked with a lack of playing ability, which is observed whenever they are forced to play anything but meta-picks.

Meta-goblins act as a source of frustration for other players, as they often breach PvP etiquette within the community of said game.
"Look at this meta-goblin, he only plays Bellona in duel with death's embrace."

*Looks at his match history on SmiteGuru*

"Oh, and anytime Bellona gets banned they lose because they're incapable of playing any other character".
by Dracoriax June 13, 2021
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Slot Goblin

A slot WR that steals catches by getting mismatches due to dominant outside receivers.
"I always get angry when people say Julian Edelman is a slot goblin"
by PorkyDePuig May 12, 2021
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goblin

A rare tomfoolery term of excellence.

Used to Inflict permeant social anxiety and severe trust anxiety.
Gamer1 - “Guys help they're rushing Goblin now I need help!”

Gamer2 - “Whats goblin?!”

Gamer1 - “Goblin this dick! HA HA!”
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goblin strat

Jeffrey Smith is doing the goblin strat for free! OH man! Let me get get a tur!
by noahellis May 13, 2021
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Goblin Mode

Goblin mode refers to a state of being where someone embraces laziness, sloppiness, or self-indulgence without concern for social norms or expectations. It's about being unapologetically yourself, even if that means being a bit of a mess.
“I’m going full goblin mode this weekend—staying in pajamas, binge-watching shows, and eating junk food all day.”
by YkMatt August 21, 2024
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Snot Goblin

(Noun) A term given to someone in a voice chat that sounds like they have a metric shit ton of snot up their nose when they're talking. Most snot goblins are under the age of 16 and usually behave in a really annoying manner by ruining the experience for everyone else in the voice chat.

Snot Goblins are commonly encountered in VC-related games on Roblox like Rate My Avatar or in discord calls.
1: "There's a snot goblin nearby."

2: "How do you know?"

1: "I am hearing his voice."
by Whatwasnixie August 31, 2024
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Gogurt Goblin

When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.

Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."

"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
by SquidwardsLastHope September 5, 2024
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