friend masturbating at my house 

A fucking faggot masturbating at my house

My 'friend masturbating at my house' and lets me know

friend masturbating at my house by breadhasnotaste January 16, 2017

Friend Christmas 

An annual gathering of the most fabulous motherfuckers in Bel Air. We celebrate christmas by eating, giving gifts and getting tore up from the floor up wasted. Someone will probably fight, someone will probably fuck. Eiher way, we'll all still be fam tomorrow!

"i can barely remember friend christmas cause i was so twaxed"

Friend Christmas by ubriaca November 12, 2008

Friend Benge 

To go out to a party. Drinking, partying, laughing, having fun. Then, as the person or people you are out with head home. Then you find/call your other/more friends to chill or party with.

These "Friend Benges" Can go on up to days at a time. Then you cash. HARD, because fun is the most addicting thing you can do without drugs.

People can become addicted to this. Losing sleep. Not shaving. Smelling bad. But most come to their sense by day 2 or 3.

Randall: Tanner why does Blake seem out of it?

Tanner: I don't know.

Blake: Because I've been on a 2 day Friend Benge.

Randall: Wow. You look scruffy.

Friend Benge by SirDank January 24, 2010

Friend Probation 

Happens when a friend talks bad about another friend. Requires, not talking to that friend, leaving them out of activities or groups until they apologize.

Jason Sauer is on Friend Probation

Friend Probation by ttlemu February 1, 2010

friend of Ian 

A homosexual male. Usually a member of an homosexual coven formed and 'headed' by an arch-homosexual or an 'Ian'.

"That guy is wearing a scarf."
"Yeah, I think he might be a friend of Ian."

friend of Ian by Guuiiiillttteeee!! August 11, 2012

Friend Zone 

When somebody is intent upon making someone else their friend, but that person wants absolutely nothing to do with the first person. The Person being harassed with the attempt at Friendship has been placed in the Friend Zone.

Squidward was placed in the Friend Zone by Spongebob.

Friend Zone by eighthdoctor April 26, 2014

friend zone howler 

a guy(or girl) perpetually stuck in the "friend zone", yet they are not content. Often times resurfacing to complain that you never gave them a chance or just to remind you that they exist, in hopes of escaping the "friend zone".

Julie is such a friend zone howler, she called me 2 hours after my girl broke up with me last week, asking to "come hang out", like i don't already know she has a crush on me.

friend zone howler by Tenkaiechi March 28, 2015